- Professor Peter A. Lester, Founder & Chancellor, has spent over 35 years engaged in intensive fieldwork in the study of human biology, ethnomusicology, and anthropological conjeculation before focusing his many & varied talents on Boning U. Professor Lester brings not only inspiration, leadership and experience, but also an unequaled passion to Boning U; an enthusiasm that makes his course offerings in especially high demand. The Professor’s areas of emphasis are in interdisciplinary conjeculative knowledge (in which he holds a Doctorate), harmonic convergences, and endurance training.
- Dr. Jenee Gill, President, holds a dual degree in Productive Undulation and English Literature from Canadian University of Northern Toronto, where she was honored to be crowned homecoming queen and simultaneously graduate summa cum laude. Dr. Gill’s seminal masterwork, the Vaginata Irritata, the product of nearly two decades of research, challenged prevailing social mores, basic logic and common sense; but most importantly, its publication is what brought her to Boning U.
- Whimsy Stiffman, Dean of Student Preparation & Readiness, ensures that all students are sufficiently prepared to engage vigorously in Boning U, as attentiveness and a firm sense of drive are essential to student success. Professor Stiffman uses an interdisciplinary approach, based on the world-famous La Lengua school (of which he is a founder), to tap into deep recesses of a student’s potential. His academic credentials include tenured positions at Oberlin College, Evergreen University, and Harvard Law; he is also the best-selling author of the noir thriller, Four Players in Search of a Game.
- Confidence Keyman, Dean, School of Authoritative Business, has spent the past decade developing the unique Assertive Learning Strategies that are the hallmark of Boning U curricula. Ms. Keyman’s extensive, ongoing research of collective human motivation and understanding, published regularly in her award-winning blog, The Disgruntler, has illuminated scholars the world over about the realities of what people, as a species, can and cannot likely accomplish.
- Manly Apples , Dean, School of Horticulture & Biodiversity
- Sir Andre Lonepalm, Director, Center for Onanological Studies & Online Research
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